My wife is not a handbag. If she doesn’t want to come, she doesn’t want to come. She is her own person and has her own life.
— Thomas Müller when asked why his wife didn’t attend the World Cup In Brazil  (via juliyeahh)
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You should be angry. You must not be bitter. Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. It doesn’t do anything to the object of its displeasure. So use that anger. You write it. You paint it. You dance it. You march it. You vote it. You do everything about it. You talk it. Never stop talking it.
— Maya Angelou (via trulyevolved)
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sorry:

 I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.  

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asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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imaproudemo:

im legit tired of most of you confusing sassiness with being rude if you dont know how to be sassy without being rude stay in your fucking lane

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gahlaxei:

juhpitar:

this is amazing

i needed this

gahlaxei:

juhpitar:

this is amazing

i needed this

adorability:

I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility

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shutupaubrey:

do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too

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